Quotes
1.Have you ever googled google, then googled again?
2.I think it's really romantic when a girl shows up to surprise me. I love that.
3.I had a New Year's kiss once. But it was like, "Let's start the year off together," and then we wound up breaking up the night after!
4.Demi Lovato's voice is amazing!
5.When a guy and a girl break up, you should never lose that part of the friendship.
6.I try to stay away from drama!
7.(About when Cocco died) I definitely teared up. Maybe I'll get another dog one day, I'm not sure.
8.Cocco was my dog. I picked him out when I was five.
9.I walked up to two girls in an airport looking at Popstar! and they had it opened to a page with me, Kevin and Nick on it. So I walked over and I was like, "Oh, I love those magazines!" and I walked away. They were freaked out!
10.I wish I could shoot bacon out of my eyes.
11.I love Christmas because all you need is hot cider, snow, and a girl to throw snowballs at.
12.I had an imaginary friend. His name was Joe, he'd always get me in trouble.
13.(the thing he misses most about New Jersey) One thing they don't have out here in California is Rita's Italian Ices.
14.I'm afraid that when I'm asleep that somebody might want to break into my house and punch me. Its called "afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobia!"
15.My favortie flirty line is: 'Hey, did you drop this?' Then you pick up a handful of sugar and say, 'It fell out of your hair.'
16.One thing nobody knows about me is that three of my fingers are edible, but I can't tell you which fingers.
17.(on what color crayon he would be) I would be orange, black, white, dot, clear, red.
18.There was this girl I liked, and she lived in a different country. I sent her a big bouquet of flowers, and sending flowers from a different country can be expensive.
19.I can balance things pretty well. I once balanced a tricycle on my foot.
20.Usually when I'm with my crush, I'll talk really softly.
21.(on the Jonas Brothers song, "Hold On") It can mean like waiting in line and your Just like Hold on...or If your riding your bike and you get a flat tire and your like...Hold on...to your bike it can mean...okay I need to figure out what this song means.
22.It used to bother me that I was shy. I was always the one playing it safe, never coming out of my shell because I was scared. I've grown up. I'm outgoing, and I just like to have fun!
23.I tend to worry about how I look! It's good that I have my brothers around to reassure me. If they weren't there, I probably wouldn't get out of the bed in the morning! I'm also always checking the mirror because I'm afraid that I have something in my teeth.
24.I don't drive. I don't have a license. I have my permit from New Jersey, but I dont have time to do it. When I am I going to use it? That's the most rock star thing to do, never get your license.
25.I wish a girl would blindfold me and take me to Disneyland.
26.When I want to ask someone out, I get really excited. Of course, I get a little nervous beforehand too, you know? But I get more excited than anything else around the girl because I just really want to ask her out.
27.I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us.
28.I would've loved to have competed in the Disney Channel Games.
29.(about Starbucks) I don't like coffee but, depending on if it's hot or cold, I like their Strawberries & Creme Frappuccino-that's really good. The peppermint hot chocolate is really good. Also, the Passion Tea Lemonade-it's so good!
30.(When asked if he wants to act) I actually started out on Broadway and doing commercials so I have acted-although you can't really count those 30 seconds as acting.
31.(talking about how fans react when they see him) Sometimes they freak out and stuff, but it’s not really a big deal.
32.(replying to a fan that asked him why he was so cute) I dont know. I ask myself that all the time.
33.I like to take my time in the morning when I'm getting ready.
34.(talking about his big influences) For me, Switchfoot, they're just an awesome rock band that really influences some of the rock aspects of music.
35.(On what super power he would like to have) I would probably want to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingers.
36.(about creating a song) You need to find a hook, something that people will remember about a song.
37.(talking about his Halloween costume he wore one year) I bought this huge costume to make my crush laugh. I was dressed up as a cowboy riding a bull!
38.(talking about his cowboy costume he wore one year for Halloween) I liked it because it had this button. When you pressed it, the cowboy suit blew up and became really huge!
39.(talking about one Halloween when he went trick-or-treating with his crush) It was really, really awesome! We went trick-or-treating all day. But we ate too much candy and we both wound up getting sick!
40.I'll start a rumor! I have a very big crush on Emma Watson. So big! I haven't actually seen one of [the Harry Potter movies]. I'm going to start. She's like wow, ridiculous.
41.(talking about how much work singing is) It gets tiring, but, you know, the fact of when you get back on that stage, it’s worth every bit. Every bit of energy that you spent to get there, it’s completely worth it.
42.My hidden talent is...I can make pancakes appear!
43.(about signing autographs) When I'm signing 'Joe Jonas', it's like, Whoa, wow, cool.
44.I heard that I was dating all of the swimsuit models in the world at the same time.
45.I was always attached to music and loved listening to different kinds of music, especially rock.
46.I Love You" isn't something to say to quickly. Its not just a word, though a lot of guys will just throw it out there. Being in love is when things are going so well that happiness is beyond belief. You're 200 percent happy and excited.
47.When I'm with a girl I like, I usually give her hugs and little nudges and flirt with her without even knowing it.
48.I'm not shy about letting someone know I'm into her.
49.Best friends don't date each other's ex girlfriend's. That's just how it rolls. Its the guy code.
50.Its a lot of fun when I can't quite tell if someone likes me or not. It drives me crazy and its great because the challenge means you can have an even longer relationship.
51.When a girl I like shows up at one of our concerts, that makes me happy.
52.The best thing a girl can do to show she cares about a guy is to support what he likes to do.
53.(talking about his many fans that would like to marry him) Its a little scary thinking about thousands of girlfriends and wives, but its nice.
54.(talking about something fun to do on a date) I like to have fun, so we’d go bowling.
55.(on what he wishes girls knew about guys) We’re being nice when we compliment you.
56.I just wanted to make people laugh, and then I sang and I loved singing and it started from there. Everything I say I’m not going to do I end up doing.
57.Live like you are at the bottom even if you are at the top.
58.(After getting his driver's license) Now everyone has to stay off the roads! (
59.It’s so cool to get on stage every night doing our stuff.
60.I’m pretty awesome when it comes to balancing things.
61.I’ve loved Baby Bottle Pops from the very beginning. Ever since they came out, I’ve always thought that they ruled. They’re awesome!
62.I like girls with the same personality.
63.(about creating a new flavor of ice cream) I would put in chocolate ice cream with a little bit of peanut butter and marshmallows. It would be like a Twix bar.
64.I would invent ice cream that never melts.
65.Music is my life, it is very special. You have music as a kind of feeling. There are songs when you are happy and there are songs when you are sad.
66.(talking about where his band gets there ideas for lyrics) Sometimes it is about either what is going on in my life right now, or how we are feeling that day. A lot of the songs can be really happy when we are having a great time, but some songs will be very sad.
67.I think I always wanted to make people laugh. I thought that it was my job to be a comedian all day. When I was singing around the house my dad would say, "Joe, you have a great voice. You should sing."
68.(talking about his favorite character in High School Musical) Corbin is definitely the man.
69.(talking about the premiere of High School Musical 2) We are so excited. I’m excited to watch it. I mean, I’m definitely uh, we have to say we are fans of the first one so.
70.(talking about an extreme sport he'd like to try) I would do extreme acting. It's a new thing I'm making up. It's like SAD FACE…. HAPPY FACE.
71.(talking about his most embarrassing moment) One time I had a hole in my pants like the entire show and I didn't realize until like after the meet and greet and I got back and I sit down and I'm like OH MANN. It was really embarrassing.
72.(About bullies) Kids that I didn't like would make fun of my name and would call me "JJ." They would go "JJ Jonas!" I had to hear it everyday at school.
73.Someone once said that I like girls who wear cookie dough-flavored lip gloss. I've never kissed a girl who's worn this flavor. If I ever do, I'll let you know if I like it or not.
74.(about bullies) If they see that they're not affecting you, it won't be fun for them.
75.I've dropped my Sidekick so many times. It never breaks!
76.I like girls who take care of their bodies, but as long as the girl is cool, it's all good.
77.A lot of embarrassing things happen, but I don't get embarrassed that much.
78.You can talk to girls a lot easier than you can talk to guys about stuff.
79.I went to see a movie with this girl once, and this creepy old lady was following us everywhere we went. I don't think she was a fan or anything, but it freaked me out!
80.(When asked if he and his brothers really get along) Yeah, we do. We only fist fight twice a day.
81.I definitely want a hippopotamus for Hanukkah.
82.(About when he found out his brother Nick had diabetes) I was really scared for him!
83.Looks aren't as important as attitude. I like girls who like to have fun...especially if they're talented. Every girl has something special about her.
84.My brothers can be messy! On the tour bus, Kevin's bunk was above mine and somehow all his stuff would end up in my bunk! I would tell him to get it out of my bunk and then he'd just put it on the floor.
85.I wish I would have known that going out with a girl to lunch on a date is not a good idea. It automatically puts you in the friends zone! It always led me on.
86.(About his purity ring) It's basically a part of me. It's cool!
87.Kevin knows what to do when it comes to girls.
88.Kevin has a Starbucks radar in his head. We'll be on the road, and he'll be like, "Two miles-Starbucks." He can smell it...and every time he's right!
89.I've dated a couple girls I never met before!
90.I just found out that putting a poptart in the microwave or oven tastes so much better!
91.We can't get enough of our video games. We have tons of Nintendo 64 games that we don't even play!
92.(Imitating his brother, Kevin) Hi, I'm Kevin Jonas, and I would like to sell you a car!
93.(about his brother, Nick) Nick's a stud muffin.
94.I like a girls natural beauty. My ideal girl wouldn't have to have a lot of makeup. Just a smile and style. I like girls who have a cool sense of fashion and don't mind standing out a bit.
95.The only way to win is to die trying.
96.(on what he looks for in a girl) Someone was like, you like different voices don't you. I was like yeah. I also like accents.
97.Every studio needs a rubber chicken.
98.The first thing I notice on my crush are her eyes, I'm an eyes guy.
99.The sweetest thing is singing to your crush over the phone.
100.I'd love to be a comedian. I've always loved to make people laugh. I would love to be in movies one day. I'd do more comedic roles.
101.I like working out, especially running.
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